I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize