Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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