I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
