return my video game
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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