I wanna passion pit in your ass
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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