i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he fucked my hip out of place.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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