3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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