Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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