Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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