More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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