oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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