If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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