bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize
