would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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