is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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