he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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