Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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