Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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