i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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