There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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