Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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