Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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