I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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