Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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