sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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