the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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