You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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