You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
A bitchslap is in order.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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