So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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