it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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