My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
