Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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