We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm always down for nudity.
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