i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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