He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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