i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I forget how to act sober
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