It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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