I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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