Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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