Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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