I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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