I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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