Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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