i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
