ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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