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Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
the raccoons are back...
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