Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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