No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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