Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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