Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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