Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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