In the future we'll all be gay
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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