But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Your cock deserves a montage
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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