So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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