maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
