we have officially lost it.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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