somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm both gender and math confused
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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