Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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